Fuck the infant in the ass

While this is usually nothing more than a pain in the ass, one mom was equal parts shocked and amused to find that the adorable shirt she bought for her daughter came with a hilariously obscene message inspired by a beloved gangster rap group. Needless to say, the title of the NWA song was not featured on the shirt that she ordered but rather than get too angry, Kelsey decided to laugh at the absurdity of the situation and share a photo of her daughter wearing the explicit shirt online. What I ordered VS what I received. I fucking love China. I cannot stop screaming.

He wants some food and he wants it right fucking now. Still, as a stay-at-home something dad, I run into a fair amount of babies and their mothers from day to day, and in comparison to a seemingly large majority of them, mine is an absolute gem. The baby, though, not so much. So if this innately dastardly baby is, even in spite of his innate dastardliness, such a pleasure to be around, then why are the babies and even the kids of so many of my cohorts I think we all know at least a couple of these such belligerent, unmanageable, anxiety-ridden little fascists? Basically, then, attachment parenting hinges on the presumption that if, through perpetual satisfaction of their every desire, we prevent our babies from crying — and indeed, perpetual satisfaction of their every desire is the only way to prevent a baby from crying — they will grow to become well-adjusted. The developmental psychologist Jean Piaget described it in terms of assimilation and accommodation: The infant perceives information from the outside world and must reconcile that information by adapting to it. In babies, this adaptation has much to do with learning how to live within the society we inhabit.

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You can even swim alongside them in some places. Males have a habit of coming together and stealing away females from other pods. Rather than concede victory to the small child in need of nurturing, they go to war.