One month ago, I had an idea. But not about the games! The games have been absolutely wonderful! First of all, the correct way to play Mass Effect is to make your Commander Shepard a woman, because everyone knows women will be the ones to save the world and, therefore, probably the galaxy. My Shep was obviously super hot and also a big damn paragon hero.
My Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit. But then I discovered something. Women dig Garrus.
Mass Effect Characters, Ranked By Prominence In My Sexual Fantasies
I mentioned whoopee-making in the title so you know this post is about the barneymugging. So, fair warning and all. Lets talk about sex, baby! Recently I was replaying through Mass Effect again. However, this time I started being bummed out by most of the romance options.
Commander Shepard has the option to pursue heterosexual romantic involvement with a human squad member — male Shepard with Ashley Williams , female Shepard with Kaidan Alenko — or xenophilic romance for either gender with the asari squad member, Liara T'Soni. Regardless of gender, Shepard can also have a sexual encounter with Sha'ira , an asari consort. Note: As part of a workaround for a programming issue, Mark Meer and Jennifer Hale voiced all of the lines for both human romances in Mass Effect even though the romances were intended to be exclusively heterosexual. A soldier who served as a gunnery chief on Eden Prime. A sentinel and staff lieutenant of the SSV Normandy.