Illustration by Catherine Soule. Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time.
So you want to know how to suck your own dick huh? This technique is basically like squeezing your meat scepter like a tube of toothpaste. There is ZERO scientific evidence that jelqing, or really just squeezing your penis has ANY positive effect on the length of your member. BUT, you need to be extremely patient. Remember, even small physiological factors such as time of day can effect the size of your wiener.
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio. Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt , both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals.